Answers from God

A man was wandering in the woods,
pondering all the mysteries of life, and his
own personal problems. The man couldn't
find the answers, so he sought help from
God.
"God? Can you hear me, God?" he asked.
"Yes. What is it, my son?" God answered.
"I know you are very, very busy, but would
you mind if I ask you a few questions?" the
man asked.
"Go ahead, my son, anything."
"God, is it true that in heaven, time moves
much faster than here on earth?"
God answered, "Yes, my child, a million
years on earth seems only a second in
heaven."
The man then asked, "God, is it true that a
million dollars on earth is only a penny in
heaven?"
God replied, "Yes, that is true, a million
dollars on earth is only a penny in
heaven."
The man lifted his eyebrows and smiled, as
his final question came to mind. "God,
would you toss me a penny, please?"
God answered, "Sure! Just give me a
second."